How many songs do you mumble through the lyrics or make up your own because you can't really tell what the hell they are singing anyway? Or I make up my own lyrics. I do it all the time. Why not.
Alive & Kicking by the Simple Minds.
Listen to these lyrics. I realize they are singing Alive & Kicking as that is the title of the song. But it sounds like "I love your chicken." Like this guy really loves his gf's cooking.
Tiny Dancer by Elton John. This has been a long standing debate between Allison and I.
He is totally singing "Hold me Closer, Tony Danza."
Two Ticket to Paradise by Eddie Money.
This song was on a mess of mix tapes from high school field hockey. I have no idea why. The connection is that I have a bird of paradise bush in my front yard. Every time I see it in bloom I sing "two tickets to birds of paradise." Although in high school, we were definitely singing, "pair of dice."
